May 2012
3 posts
April 2012
5 posts
intercourse with biscuits: What happens when boys... →
brokenbottleboy:
Remember Unilad? It’s the site for lads who like banter and pretending that rape is just a party game. Well, it went away for a bit after all the hardcore bants about how to sexually assault someone and returned with a promise that its bumfluff-sporting, banter-generating little tossgloves would…
March 2012
9 posts
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“Let me tell you some things. I used to... →
feminisminapapercup:
““Let me tell you some things. I used to investigate child abuse and neglect. I can tell you how to stop the vast majority of abortion in the world. First, make knowledge and access to contraception widely available. Start teaching kids before they hit puberty. Teach them about domestic violence and coercion, and teach them not to coerce and rape. Create a strong, loving...
Birth control for idiots (but more specifically,... →
bemusedlybespectacled:
This is hormonal birth control.
As you can see on the box, you take exactly one pill per day. To make sure it works, you need to take one pill every day at the same time, or it stops working. You take only one pill, and you keep taking them regardless of what you are doing that day.
Hormonal…
February 2012
9 posts
January 2012
14 posts
Lies my parents told me
Every Tuesday evening I run a pub quiz at The Wandle in Earlsfield and every week for extra points the teams are set a ‘napkin challenge’.
This week it was, ‘Lies my parents told me’. While not all of these are thigh-slappingly hilarious, some of them are lovely/heartbreaking/fucking depressing.
Everyone has three nipples.
One time my terrapin died. My Mum told me he...
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I sent my brother last week's pub quiz questions....
1. Frank Lampard
2. THEY WERE FAKE
3. No idea
4. No idea
5. Who?
6. Don’t ask don’t tell
7. No idea
8. The fucking essex bullshit
9. HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?
10. St Pauls
11.No idea
12. …August?
13. Rupurt thingy
14. LOL, OMG?
15. playaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ Don’t actually know
16. No idea
17. No idea
18. Mubarak?
19. Little Mix
20. May
21. No idea
22. No idea
23. No...
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"In which I am made up" →
A blog post by the very interesting and all-round great gal, Blonde, about wearing make-up, or not wearing it, more specifically.
After reading this I decided to spend the day without any make-up on.
No one recoiled in horror or asked if I was ill.
I might keep it up.
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December 2011
26 posts
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NO.
It’s not Christmas until you’ve had a SLEEP.
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My First Nativity
Somewhere between living in Germany and Scotland and missing out on the festive period of the school year, I didn’t take part in my first nativity until about Year Two.
In Whitehall Primary School in Bristol, Mrs Patience (an apt name for a primary school teacher) was doling out the roles for The Nativity™ to the eager pupils of Class 2AP.
“Who wants to play Mary?”
Every...
Awkward Situations For Girls: How to buy lingerie... →
katiekhan:
Last Thursday found me trudging towards the train station after a long day at work, huddled deep inside my coat against the autumnal rain, when a bright light caught my eye. ‘SALE’, it screamed, in subliminal six-foot lettering. ‘Sexy underwear’, it whispered over the howl of the wind. I…
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